December 2010
I have a lot of money.
I like that. Well, a lot considering I’m 18 and in college. It’s great. 
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I have to go balance my checkbook now.
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Dec 31st
I'm trying to decide if I should move the part in...
Like, it’d only be by half an inch. But I feel like I look really different. Even though I don’t. I don’t know. Blah. Also, my hair is getting really long. Even though it’s been longer. It just feels like it’s getting really long. Probably cause the last time I really cut it, I cut it to just below my ears.
Dec 31st
I'm straightening my hair... and listening to the...
I swear to god it makes EVERYTHING at least ten times more epic.
Dec 31st
iwearafeznow asked: ,YOU ARE SO A+ AJSDFLSJLF; I wish I was as A+ as you.
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iwearafeznow asked: ,YOU ARE SO A+ AJSDFLSJLF; I wish I was as A+ as you.
Dec 31st
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Thomas, Finnegan, let's go.
I want you guys to take these and practice hitting each other with them, ok? You guys are the beaters. Is this right? Yes, Dean, that’s good. That’s very good.
Dec 31st
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So, who here has ever played Quidditch before?
That’s ok, that’s ok. How about riding on a broom? Has anybody ever ridden a broom before? No, I was just stretching.
Dec 31st
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My textbooks came!
Well all of them except my Calculus book, which is at the bookstore in Charleston. They’re really pretty. I got Management and the Arts (for Arts Management, obviously), the Backstage Handbook (for Stagecraft) and Letters to a Young Poet, which I’m actually really excited to read, for Acting. My mom was looking at the Backstage Handbook and was basically lusting after it because it...
Dec 31st
What's your Time Lord name? (better if you use... →
roranicus: invisibilities: dftbawkward: terrifyme: ron-livingston: benedictcumberbatch: ukuleleshish: faensoundslikefun: benedictcumberbatch: I am ‘The Seer’ and instead of feeling badass, I feel like Professor Trelawney. I am ‘The Venerator’. Meh. I am “The Trouser Meddler” O.O …on second thought… ;D I know I posted this but I just need the above on my blog....
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Some of you may know that the Gryffindor PeeWee...
but I think that with me as your coach and you little stallions as my team there’s no way we’re losing to Slytherin or Ravenclaw or Jigglypuff.
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Quidditch: The most ancient and silliest of all...
Not gonna lie, I really want that on a shirt.
Dec 31st
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UGH! Puke my guts out!
Hey, guys, who invited Boo Radley?
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You can't try out for Quidditch! My parents say...
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Charms sucks, potions sucks, transfiguration...
Yeah, best class is definitely Satanic Rituals.
Dec 31st
I NEED TO TOUGHEN YOU UP, FOLLOWERS.
To do that, I’m going to make you do 500 push-ups a day! Except for you, Cho Chang. You don’t have to do a goddamn thing. Because everyone already thinks that you’re goddamn perfect, don’t they?
Dec 31st
Mama Umbridge's Advice for Girls:
IT’S A MAN’S WORLD OUT THERE. TO GET AHEAD, YOU GOTTA BE STRONGER THAN A MAN. YOU GOTTA BE A WO-MAN! MAKE SURE THEY HEAR YOU SMASH!
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FROM THAT MOMENT FORWARD, I PICKED UP ANYTHING...
AND I HOISTED IT OVER MY HEAD AND I ATE NOTHING BUT PROTEIN SHAKES, FALCON EGGS, AND ROCKS!
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nicolegendary: WHO DOESN’T KNOW WHO LEONARD NIMOY IS HONESTLY. KING NIMOY SIR LEONARD BAMFALOT
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So I dropped my car off for a safety check or...
and apparently parts need to be replaced and it’s going to cost $490. Which fucking sucks, yo.
Dec 31st
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Some bitch just friend requested me on facebook.
I mean, what even. Gross.
Dec 31st
expectofuckingpatronum: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Can-Kreachers-fork-get-more-fans-than-Twilight/150161375030186?v=info this needs more fans srsly tho, it does.
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Nobody holds a pause like Alan Rickman.
wwzqd: popeofgeekery: nickmonkey: callmethedoctor: hrrypotter: People will think you’re… up to something. Other than Tim Curry, that is. I see you shiver in antici .. pation. Or my mother. NICK, WHERE DID YOU PUT THE… UH… TOASTER. Or William Shatner. This is Kirk to Enterprise Beam Me Up ^^^^^^^  oh my god asdfjklasas
Dec 31st
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mrlovett replied to your photo: … MAMA! Anons be hatin’ on Chris. Which ain’t cool, cause Chris is one of my chilluns. And Mama always loves and protects her chilluns.
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mrlovett replied to your post: 750 FOLLOWERS! I LOVE YOU MAMA!
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750 FOLLOWERS!
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Listeneyeswideshutunopened: mamaumbridge: ...
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Listeneyeswideshutunopened: seriously, just press...
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Dec 30th
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im so pissed right now.
#why the hell would you spoil it for me TELL ME WHO SO I CAN UNLEASH THE UMBRIDGE SMASH UPON THEM.
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mrlovett replied to your photo: What did you say, anon? I couldn’t hear you over… I love you Mama! looking after her chil’ens I love you too, bb!
Dec 30th
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SAY YOU WILL, SAY YOU WON'T
FUCKING LOVE THIS SONG. C’EST LA VIE, BITCHES!
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3 New Followers In One Night
notsodustytome: Clearly, they do not know what they are getting into =P WAIT, WHAT? YOU SAID YOU DON’T FOLLOW DAN? WELL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
Dec 30th
iamnotyourwhore- replied to your post:I just got called “sweetie” by someone who was probably four years older than me. DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE. Yeah she walked out of the store and I was like “……wait, what?” Whatevz.
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